I have the flu

"Bandit" (2bandit) 10/29/2014 at 19:28 • Filed to: None

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It sucks. I want to die.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bandit 10/29/2014 at 19:29

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I had Ebola last week

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Bandit 10/29/2014 at 19:31

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I blame your snazzy new thunder chicken decal. it was obviously soaked in ebola before you put it on.

Bandit > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/29/2014 at 19:34

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Fucking avian influenza

CAR_IS_MI > Bandit 10/29/2014 at 19:39

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Well if you wanted to die, you should have aimed for the ebola. much higher death rate than the flu.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Bandit 10/29/2014 at 19:40

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It could be worse, you could have syphilis..

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bandit 10/29/2014 at 19:41

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Quick, guys! While he's asleep, let's replace Emma with a Black'n'Gold painted Vega!

Bandit > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/29/2014 at 19:46

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The thing is, I really want a cosworth vega!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bandit 10/29/2014 at 19:47

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Yep. Delirious.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/29/2014 at 19:55

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Nah, he's getting a black and gold Sunbird.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CAR_IS_MI 10/29/2014 at 19:55

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Actually, the flu has killed many millions more people

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Bandit 10/29/2014 at 20:03

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I feel ya bro... I had a weird creepyass one day flu yesterday. Started feeling like shit by 10 am, by noon I was pretty much dead, went to bed, now I'm as good as new. Hope you're feeling better tomorrow...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Bandit 10/29/2014 at 20:11

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Shit, you must have been drugged the fuck up sir.

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2014 at 21:02

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I'd like that

Bandit > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 10/29/2014 at 21:03

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I'm on day four, I'm ready to be healthy.

wantafuncar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2014 at 21:17

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EBOLA!

CAR_IS_MI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2014 at 22:04

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Total deaths, yes, but % of mortality from those who contract the virus, no.